captainlitebrite:

#BE A MAN #WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER #WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON #WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE #MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOON

avasdemon:

UPDATE || April 24th || 2014

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As always, reblogs really help people discover the comic! <3

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edwardspoonhands:

kawaiimistake:

xelethaine:

mori-girl-life:

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.


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Crying

edwardspoonhands:

kawaiimistake:

xelethaine:

mori-girl-life:

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

image

Full image here

Crying

(via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

sexdrugsandllamas:

kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

^

(Source: raphmike, via im-a-psychopath-im-not-rude)

-richy:

the-shield-and-hammer:

dorothy-cotton:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

“Saved by veterinarians SuperGatito

This kitten was born with deformed rib cage, which directly affected the position of his heart and triggered a series of breathing problems. In this situation, veterinarians put a splint on his chest and blindfolded him, it was then realized that the dressing resembled a superhero costume, hence the name Supergatito. 

Supergatito more like Iron Cat

image

we can rebuild him

we have the technology

Were it not for that Iron Cat picture I would be crying

Looks like iron man got a sidekick.

(Source: cuxita, via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

(via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

sorrowfuleuphony:

riseandreign:

Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….

Way to be a dick.

This is the greatest

(via ohyarnit)

thugkitchen:

Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards? The sugar will keep you awake in case some son of a bitch tries sliding down your chimney in the middle of the night to pilfer your baked goods. NOT THIS YEAR, MOTHERFUCKER. 

FROSTED GINGERBREAD BITES

 
1 ½ cups flour (unbleached white, whole wheat, or a blend will work)

2 teaspoons ground ginger

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

¼ teaspoon ground allspice

1 teaspoon baking powder

 
½ teaspoon baking soda

½ cup brown sugar

½ teaspoon salt

1 cup canned coconut milk

½ cup blackstrap molasses


 
FROSTING DRIZZLE (optional)

1 tablespoon coconut milk

¾ teaspoon lemon juice

1/3 cup powder sugar, sifted



 
Warm the oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour an 8 x 8 baking pan and put a square of parchment paper at the bottom so this motherfucker won’t stick. Grab a medium bowl and dump in the flour, spices, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, and salt. Whisk all that shit around to get out any brown sugar clumps. 

In a small saucepan mix together the coconut milk and the molasses. Put it over a medium low heat until the mixture just starts to bubble on the edges. Slowly whisk the coconut milk mixture into the dry ingredients until there aren’t any more dry spots. The batter is going to be thick like a brownie batter but a little spongy. Calm the fuck down before you email me and just trust that shit is correct. Pour the batter into the baking pan and gently move it around so that it is mostly even. Bake for 25-30 minutes. An easy way to check if it’s done is to poke the middle of that motherfucker with a toothpick and if it comes out clean, it’s done.

 
Once you see that shit is done, pull it out of the oven and let it cool for 10 minutes. Be sure to turn the oven off. Go check that shit right now, since we’re talking about it. Now you should be able to gently slide the cake out of the pan and let it finish cooling on a wire rack or plate or whateverthefuck you got. When it’s cool enough, cut it up into two-inch squares. If you want to frost that shit, I recommend doing it the day you serve the bites. 


 
FROSTING:
Grab a small saucepan and gently warm the coconut milk at a low-medium heat for just about 15-30 seconds. You don’t want that shit boiling, just hot. Turn off the heat and whisk in the powdered sugar and lemon juice. If the frosting looks too thin, add a little more powdered sugar. Before it starts to harden, take a spoon and drizzle it over the cake. Crisscross the drizzle and make it look all fancy or just pour that shit on if you don’t give a fuck. 


 
Makes 16 cake bites

thugkitchen:

Last minute holiday shopping? FUCK ALL THAT NOISE. Why don’t you stay home and celebrate in style with some of these spicy sweet bastards? The sugar will keep you awake in case some son of a bitch tries sliding down your chimney in the middle of the night to pilfer your baked goods. NOT THIS YEAR, MOTHERFUCKER. 

FROSTED GINGERBREAD BITES

1 ½ cups flour (unbleached white, whole wheat, or a blend will work)

2 teaspoons ground ginger

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

¼ teaspoon ground allspice

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon baking soda

½ cup brown sugar

½ teaspoon salt

1 cup canned coconut milk

½ cup blackstrap molasses

FROSTING DRIZZLE (optional)

1 tablespoon coconut milk

¾ teaspoon lemon juice

1/3 cup powder sugar, sifted

Warm the oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour an 8 x 8 baking pan and put a square of parchment paper at the bottom so this motherfucker won’t stick. Grab a medium bowl and dump in the flour, spices, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, and salt. Whisk all that shit around to get out any brown sugar clumps.

In a small saucepan mix together the coconut milk and the molasses. Put it over a medium low heat until the mixture just starts to bubble on the edges. Slowly whisk the coconut milk mixture into the dry ingredients until there aren’t any more dry spots. The batter is going to be thick like a brownie batter but a little spongy. Calm the fuck down before you email me and just trust that shit is correct. Pour the batter into the baking pan and gently move it around so that it is mostly even. Bake for 25-30 minutes. An easy way to check if it’s done is to poke the middle of that motherfucker with a toothpick and if it comes out clean, it’s done.

Once you see that shit is done, pull it out of the oven and let it cool for 10 minutes. Be sure to turn the oven off. Go check that shit right now, since we’re talking about it. Now you should be able to gently slide the cake out of the pan and let it finish cooling on a wire rack or plate or whateverthefuck you got. When it’s cool enough, cut it up into two-inch squares. If you want to frost that shit, I recommend doing it the day you serve the bites.

FROSTING:

Grab a small saucepan and gently warm the coconut milk at a low-medium heat for just about 15-30 seconds. You don’t want that shit boiling, just hot. Turn off the heat and whisk in the powdered sugar and lemon juice. If the frosting looks too thin, add a little more powdered sugar. Before it starts to harden, take a spoon and drizzle it over the cake. Crisscross the drizzle and make it look all fancy or just pour that shit on if you don’t give a fuck.

Makes 16 cake bites


avasdemon:

UPDATE || APRIL 21st || 2014

Current readers, click * here * for the update!

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Were back!! Short update because Thursday’s is going to be extra long! <3

pipesandrage:

captainellipsis:

OKAY SO A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS

Back when I was in school for graphic design and I tutored people, a lot of people complained about not being able to afford software (because it is ridic expensive). Autodesk offers free software (with a 36 month license key), to ANY students. Want to learn how to animate? Go grab Maya and learn! Wanna learn how to model characters or just general objects? Go grab 3DS Max! Or maybe sculpting is your thing? Go grab Mudbox and have fun! Or grab Sculptris. There’s a fuckton of programs to mess with and learn things, and no need to go waste time on a torrent. 

The only downside to the license is it’s not for commercial use. Technically you don’t have to be a student either and really who’s gonna know but it’s a great way to practice and learn something new! You are still allowed to showoff your stuff and throw it in your portfolio, so maybe one day you can get that animating job and not have to waste 3k on one program.

All those icons in that third photo? Those are all free programs/apps you can get. They’re all full versions, and come with tutorials from basic to advanced stuff. For both Windows and Mac too. 

So go sign up and, go grab some stuff. There’s really no reason not to.

important reminder that autodesk is awesome and wants you to use their awesome programs so you can get good and buy them for realsies later.

(via art-and-sterf)

juststitched:

"I don’t care if your stash is 3 skeins or 300 skeins; full of cheap acrylic or expensive cashmere! As long as you enjoy your craft, that’s all that matters!"

juststitched:

"I don’t care if your stash is 3 skeins or 300 skeins; full of cheap acrylic or expensive cashmere! As long as you enjoy your craft, that’s all that matters!"

(via ohyarnit)